November 08, 2008

Get over Saban, He is Just not that into you!

Been a very hectic football season for me this year.  I made the App State game and that was it.  I have had to work pretty much every weekend. Pretty big deal since I have made every LSU game since 1998 that I have been in town. 

While I kind of regret not tailgaiting right now, I don’t want to be around a whole bunch of LSU fans right now talking about Nick Satan.  Quiet frankly, it is pathetic. 

How many people do you personally know that took a job promotion, realized they did not like their new job and went back to their old position albeit for a different company.  That is exactly what Nick Saban did.  Steve Spurrier did the exact same thing and Florida welcomes him back to the swamp with open arms. 

It might be a shocker to some, but in my life, some girls have rejected me.  Anytime people ask me what happened, I say “We had some could times together, it did not work out, but I wish her the best.”  I don’t go around telling everyone I know how the girl: betrayed me/is a whore/is a liar/is greedy/ is un-loyal, because I don’t want to be “That Guy”.  You know, the guy that never gets over the girl even thought he is with a new girl who is pretty amazing in her own self (three 10 win season, 3 Bowl Blowouts, SEC Championship, National Championship, Les Miles). “That Guy” that keeps calling the girl up at 3am crying on the phone, stalks her and her family, sends her flowers, shows up when she is on a date, “That Guy” who everyone knows is a loser.  The LSU fans that cannot get over Saban, are that guy.

 

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

April 01, 2008

My Sister is Pretty Lucky

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October 31, 2007

Perrilloux Odom fight turns into a debate on why Clark is not in the Marines

 

The message board at Tiger Droppings have been spreading all sorts of rumors of what happened early Friday Morning at the Varsity.  Somehow, the debate turned away from what happened to why Clark is not in the Marine Corps.  I have posted some of the best parts below.  It ends with a poster believing that Clark died in Iraq.  If that it true, I am taking my dining room back!

 

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BTW the Varisty owner is a huge Bama fan, no lie.


You're an idiot.
I know the owner of the Varsity listed in the FoxSports writeup on this (initials BM), as well as his brother, who's a bartender there, and have known both for around 15 years.
The owner went to Texas A&M but left before graduation.
The brother / bartender is either a current or former LSU student.

re: Updated Tues RP Thread: Keep ALL Posts Here   (Posted on 10/30 at 4:43 p.m. to Lsut81)


for the record
i'm very sorry for McGurdy that died, but incorrect facts....
his name is McClelland, his brother (who also works at the varsity) is in the military, but didn't go to iraq, and brent's the manager

I can attest to SFP's posting on this.
BM is the manager and the older brother. He's a former Texas A&M student, NOT Bama like someone claimed above, so it's not a "OMG, Bama's screwing us!" deal.
The brother, whom I graduated HS with, is a bartender there now. He is supposed to be in the Marines but never deployed and no one has the exact story on why that is.

 


clark?

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He is supposed to be in the Marines but never deployed and no one has the exact story on why that is.


He's obviously not active duty or he would not be a bartender in Baton Rouge. So maybe he's a reservist, or maybe this is just one more inaccuracy in the 4 days and 500 pages of hearsay about this incident.

he problem is that I hadn't talked directly about that subject with him for more than 30 seconds in the few times I've seen him lately.
I was at The Varsity a few weeks ago for the Ingram Hill concert and saw him there tending bar, which shocked me.
I asked him if he was supposed to be in the Marines and he didn't really give an answer that I could remember.
The last time I'd seen him before that was about two years ago, when he was supposed to be going in the next week for his uniform.


please stop posting names. the managers brother is not in the marines. the head bouncer was in the marines. as i was in the navy. do not bring his brother into this. the managers or the head bouncers that was brought up earlier in this thread. i only posted info over the weekend that was told to me by people there. that's it. again please out of respect to people's private lives, do not post their names on here. i know there already in the media, but please stop posting them here. thank you.

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hey! i made SFP come post that because of whoever was saying that one of clark OR brent's brothers died...did you graduate from ehs?
and he's doing officer training school---or whatever you call it...i don't know a ton about the military, so i probably sound ignorant..but I know both of them very well and was only trying to clarify


EHS, '98.
I graduated with Clark and have known him since the 6th grade.



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Convicting him of what?


Didn't he rape some bouncer's marine brother, or something. . .losing track of all the accusations out there.

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actually it is...sarcasm can be a great tool for pointing out out-of-control absurdity...


No, it's not funny to talk about someones dead brother who served in Iraq being raped in a joking manner.
I don't find that funny in the least bit.

 

 

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/MessageTopic.asp?p=5865489&Pg=40

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October 28, 2007

I think the Darwin Awards have a new contender

Capture

After multiple witnesses saw you in a fight outside the varsity, the police are investigating the incident, and you have already been arrested twice, it is probably  not a good ideal to post statements on facebook like:

 "Derrick is sayin the fight dont end til u die BITCH,"

and

"is trippin on how these fools try to run up on u behind ya back when they know they cant fuck wit u 1 on 1 but he got something that will shut all that shit down."

Anyone stupid enough to make those posts needs to be kicked off the team and encouraged not to breed.

October 23, 2007

What do LSU Fans have to Complain about?

LSU is 7-1 (4-1) Sec Conference.

5 of the 8 Teams LSU beat were ranked.

LSU  lost away to a 6-2 team in triple overtime.

In his 3 years at LSU Les Miles has the best winning percentage of any coach @ .906

LSU is 77-21 since 2000 and if Les Miles can pull off one more win this decade it will be a new school record. 

Now lets look at the last decade.

Between 1990-1999 LSU was 54 - 58 and only had 2 ranked seasons.

1990  5-6

1991  5-6

1992  2-9

1993  5-6

1994  4-7

1995  7-4-1

1996  10-2

1997  9-3

1998  4-7

1999 3-8

While you complain now during the golden age of LSU Football remember what the good old days were like.

September 01, 2007

Roscoe the Tiger, I am getting Excited about Football

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Went to the Varsity for the LSU Mississippi State Game and had a great time.  I love LSU but cannot stand LSU fans.  I heard all of these idiots complaining about our offense.  We beat Mississippi State 45-0.  Does anyone remember when we won just 1 SEC game.  It was not that long ago.

On Saturday I got up and rode my bike to LSU to check out Roscoe, the candidate to become Mike the Tiger.  There was a throng of people around his cage and it almost felt like Gameday.  I took some pictures.  Since Notre Dame is losing to GA Tech,  it is a pretty sure deal that ESPN Gameday will be at LSU next week.  That means that Clark and I will be out there at 7am to watch it, take a break to bring Norman home and then be there again at 1pm for lunch and football at the Varsity and mooching off various tailgates.   Brandon and I will be stumbling into the game which start time is at 8:15pm.  What an exciting weekend ahead.    

December 13, 2006

ESPN

I have removed ESPN.COM from bayerworld.com.  It seems that 75% of their content is pay (the Insiders).  I still have cnn and cbs sportsline.

December 03, 2006

Root for the SEC or LSU

If Florida goes to the National Championship, LSU will not go to the Rose Bowl.  Michigan would be picked instead and the Rose Bowl could preserve their Big 10 Pac 10 matchup.  There is no way the Rose Bowl would chose LSU over Michigan.  If we do not go to the Rose Bowl, it looks like the Sugar Bowl, if they chose us.  The Sugar Bowl has the first pick since they lost Florida to the National Championship and hopefully they will pick LSU.  If they choose another SEC team, we would get shut out of the BCS because only 2 teams from one conference can play in the BCS.

I would love to go to the Rose Bowl, but the Sugar would be a lot nicer on my check book.

Thats just one man's opinion.

December 01, 2006

Alabama Fans are a little Delusional

I have been pretty fed up with the talk from Alabama fans that they might get Nick Saban.  When have you ever heard of a successful NFL head coach who has complete control of his team, leaving to become the head of a college football team.

This is what the Dolphins Bio says about Nick Saban:

Taking over a squad that finished 4-12 the previous season, Saban led the 2005 Dolphins to a 9-7 record. The Dolphins’ five-game improvement was the second highest increase in any of the club’s non-strike seasons, surpassed only by the seven-game improvement by the 1970 squad. In addition, Miami’s nine victories last year more than doubled the Dolphins’ win total from the previous season, becoming only the second team in franchise history to accomplish that feat, again joining the 1970 edition. The five-game improvement also was tied for the third largest turnaround in the NFL last season.

Saban made his mark in the college game and decided to move to the pro level.  If he wanted to stay in college, he would have stayed at LSU.  Alabama fans talk about how storied their program is, but they have won only one national championship in the past 25 years and that was in 1992. LSU won one in 2004.

Just because Saban is 5-6 at this time in the season does not mean that he should quit and go coach at Alabama.  This is hard to explain to someone from a team that fired their head coach who went 10-2 last season. 

Why don't you guys try go after someone realistic like Pete Carrol.

September 13, 2006

Auburn

If LSU beats Auburn this weekend I think we can easily go undefeated.  Tennessee and Florida are overated and no else is that good.  You heard it here first.