July 30, 2006

Cockfighting

Advocate Article

The proponents of cockfighting argue that this "sport" is a natural occurring event and has a huge economic effect on Louisiana. 

Well, in nature, cocks do not create metal cock spurs to put on their legs, nor to they do they take drugs to increase their strength and stamina.  They also do not breed to become more aggressive.   As for the other argument, I am sure this is a huge economic boost for ass backwards economy.   With Bass Pro shop and Cockfighting, we can overtake Silicon Valley in a couple of years.

Great Cockfighting Quotes

“I guess the best way to explain it is, if I didn’t have my roosters, I don’t know what I would do with the rest of my life,” he said.

If that is really the case, maybe think about ending it.

“It is our sport, it is our heritage, it is our pastime,” said Dale Barras of Catahoula, 43, who operates the Atchafalaya Game Club.

Louisiana's heritage also includes corruption and incompetence.  Besides good food, I am not sure of any positive aspects of our heritage.

“I wish I had a speck of the heart and spirit these birds have,” said Pete Kidder of Arnaudville, who raises and fights the birds. “They give it everything they have.”

I wish you had a speck of intelligence.

“I didn’t come over here to let these coonasses take my money and make me look bad in front of my girlfriend,” yelled Bunch, who lives in Holden.

I am willing to bet that your girlfriend has pretty much resigned herself to low expectations.

“If I get to heaven, I sure hope cockfighting is there, because this is what I like,” he said.

I hope you have no children.

Why do I hate Cockfighting?

    Sorry to say its more selfishness then anything else.  The death of the birds does not keep me up at night.  Anytime I travel on business I have to put up with peers making fun of me because of crap like this.  I don't think these people realize that this is the face they put on Louisiana.  It is pretty bad when you start telling people you are from Mississippi because you think they might have some more respect for you.

Fun Fact

    I have a feeling, but no proof that the people who are into cock fighting are the same that are into banging their cousins.